Determined to know the truth in our crazy world, I am partial to a conspiracy theory. I believe no one – only facts. Suffer with paranoia, but it doesn’t mean they’re not out to get me.
The game is changing and we’re riding the wave. Now it requires different things: a marketing expertise that stops a Rightmove scroller in their tracks and knowing what moving really feels like. We don’t just list homes, we create individualised campaigns that cut through the noise. Forget the tired old playbook- do estate agency the geek way.
We are not your typical estate agents.
No scripts. No suits. No fake smiles.
Just honest advice, real people, and zero spill.
Hit the button and let’s start a convo. No Chatbots, your through to the Geek team.
We’ll swing by in person or jump on a video call if that’s more you. You choose.
Photos, video, and all the geeky wizardry.
We bundle it all up, agree a launch date and pull the trigger – it’s live.
If you’re looking for an agent weighed down by Home Awards, trained within an inch of their personality, who greets you at the door with a rehearsed one-liner that screams “typical estate agent”, then we’re probably not for you.
You know the type. Turns up on a Saturday morning, beaming at your potted plants, clutching a laptop, already halfway through their sales pitch before you’ve even offered a cuppa. That subtle shudder you feel as they walk up the path? We’ve felt it too.
Truth be told, we’ve played that role before. Even won the odd Oscar for it.
And yes, the compliment about your crushed velour mink curtains? That was a lie. A polite one, but still.
This sort of theatre plays out in thousands of homes every weekend. And unless you’re the kind of person who loves giving a grand tour and talking about your pelmet in forensic detail, it’s probably just as exhausting for you as it is for us.
At Geek, we’re not interested in scripts or forced smiles. We don’t do glossy presentations that say a lot but mean nothing. We’re honest, human, and focused on giving you straight answers that actually matter.
After 30 years in the game, we’re done with the cheese. Done with the clichés. Done with wasting people’s time.
If you want something real, we’re ready when you are.
Because the right person makes all the difference.
Determined to know the truth in our crazy world, I am partial to a conspiracy theory. I believe no one – only facts. Suffer with paranoia, but it doesn’t mean they’re not out to get me.
A world class detail fanatic; my eye is my superpower, and I care too much. Being thorough is my forte and ‘particular’ is my middle name. Giving me two jobs at once is a fool’s game!
Iconoclastic Researcher, Writer and Woman Infected by the bullshit, confined by the narrow vision, vanishing from Estate Agency a decade ago the only viable option.
Dedicated to revolution; devoted to change; intent on creating alternative ways of seeing – a lover of shaking things up a little! A fanatic for words and stories and an addiction for writing.
The Puffer loves to seek out the extraordinary from the ordinary.
Lovably warped. Has trodden the well-worn boards of Sales Industries for over three decades, walking amongst the thieves as well as the royalty.
Exposure to the less salubrious ways of rolling, have taught him well.
These precious lessons mean his quest for regenerating and reshaping the root of Estate Agency run deep.
The finest alchemist in mortgage land, my mortgage potion making is legendary. Top of the class of Slytherin by a mile, and has no desire to sell you pet insurance, I’d rather take a nap.
A marketing wizard who eats css for breakfast, java script for lunch and html for dinner, always hungry to build and code. The magics in my fingers, the cauldron my keyboard – I create digital potions that will leave you feeling on top of the world.
Here’s what sellers, buyers, and the nosy neighbours have to say about working with geek.
No scripts. Just real talk.
Billie Scott
"Thank you to everyone at Geek!"
"geek is a local family run business and has a refreshingly modern, welcoming and friendly feel. We decided to use Geek after having property on the market with another agent for almost a year, within 3 months with geek we had multiple viewings and accepted an offer. Communication throughout has been great, nothing has been too much to ask."
Jodie Crees
“Forever gratefull”
"A rapid response, whatsapp system which I loved, if I wanted to ask a quick question during our busy lives. No telephone voices or being put on hold but also at the end of the phone if we needed them to be. Thank you thank you thank you!!! We’re finally moving to our forever home because of your guidance and help!"
Ian Thomas
"Simply The Best"
"We’ve enjoyed the experience of using geek because they have a fresh approach! We haven’t been bombarded with filling forms out which generally happens with the other Agents! And the Guys have always been polite and professional in everything they do, we sold our house on the second viewing after using several other Agents…..so proof is in the pudding!"
Saul Stringer
"Couldn’t recommend more!"
Amazing experience from start to finish. Geek immediately cut the BS and the corporate presentation where they bore you to tears for an hour telling you stuff you don’t care about.
Lee and the team secured viewings within minutes of the property being live and got us an offer within 3 weeks!
So different to high street agents, WhatsApp to communicate so you don’t wait 2-3 days for an email response - or keep missing phone calls all day long.
Kristina Buka
"5 Star Service"
My experience with GEEK is 5 stars, with a special thanks to Lee. He was polite, friendly and professional as Lee showed me around properties to buy, being attentive to my needs. I am now proudly back on the property ladder, appreciating our weekly check-ins with all parties involved, which enabled everything to move forward smoothly to completion Day.
Credo
"Quick to respond"
Very happy with the service received from Lee at GEEK. It's thanks to him that I have found an ideal home for me and my family. If he hadn't mentioned this particular property, I feel sure I would still be looking now! Lee has been quick to respond to messages, helpful and supportive with my viewings and throughout all my interactions with him.
Doug Young
"Great work geek!"
Lee and the team at Geek are not like traditional estate agents. They offer a high quality bespoke service, mixing their knowledge of technology, a friendly smile, and personal service without the normal estate agent chat!
My mum has been really pleased with their service and support she has received.
Laura Scott
"Above and beyond!"
We can't recommend Geek highly enough. Geek were our agent for the recent purchase of our house, and from the off, they were punctual, responsive and really down to earth. No pushy sales pitches - just genuinely listened to what we were looking for. After our offer was accepted, they really came into their own. Their sales progessor, Harrison, was outstanding. He kept us in the loop on what was going on the whole way through, and always had our backs whenever things got complicated. They really understood the stress of the process and always did what they could to help.
No scripts. No jargon. Just straight-up answers.
We believe in transparency, so here are some of the most common things people ask us — and what we really think.
We’re not into suits, scripts, or salesy nonsense. We’re straight-talking locals who care more about people than polish. You won’t find clichés here — just real advice, honest service, and a bit of humour.
Yes — but not the scary kind. Ours are free, honest, and relaxed. We’ll have a chat, no pressure, and you’ll walk away with a clear idea of what your home is worth.
Absolutely. That’s what our “Sneek” service is for — a low-profile way to quietly gauge interest before going fully public.
Then you’ll probably like us more. We’ve heard it all, and we’ve built Geek as the antidote to all of that. If you’re tired of being talked down to, we’re your people.
Just hit “Book a Valuation” and we’ll take it from there. Or drop us a WhatsApp — we’re always around for a chat.
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