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A child wearing headphones and a coat with a hood
7 mins

moving stressful? try throwing autism into the mix

Diversity is a Privilege and an Honour: Don't be a Stranger.

futuristic garden pod
7 mins

pods, cabins and inlaws

more and more families pool their resources...

monkey smoking
5 mins

Should you need to hide your poison?

Should smoking a joint, or sipping some magic mushroom tea really be a reason to cast aspersions?

red and yellow old doorbell
6 mins

Are surveillance doorbells healthy?

His use of the word, f**k was far reaching and very creative

A humanised giraffe sitting in a pink suit and wearing a pair of sunglasses
7 mins

we're getting taller. it could be a problem

The Need for Taller Houses Should not be Dismissed?

a crude drawing of a robot figure against a red and yellow sunset background
5 mins

f**k the bots

You know which way the call is going to go, when you find yourself, before the dialogue even commences, pronouncing every syllable in your name, with such exaggeration of your mouth movements, to amplify a clarity, that reverberates a clear and concise tone that even the dumbest of robots will understand!

Photo of a man as a lady wearing glasses
7 mins

The viewing. How hard can it be?

Hard is the short answer! Think about it, two sets of humans, who are utter strangers are meeting in a very personal and intimate space that belongs to the owner. Immediately there is an inherent imbalance of power.

female gold digger panning for gold
5 mins

goldrush over?

even the unlikeliest of people became landlords....

a picture of a fish in a dark hoodie
6 mins

to catfish or not to catfish?

To Catfish or not Catfish your Home: A 21st-Century Dilemma.

a blue and red pill against a black background
5 mins

red or blue pill?

How Vast is Your Rabbit Hole? What Would You Have Done if You Were Alice? Would You Tell Them to Shove the Red Pill Right Where the Sun Ceases to Shine?

A grey square room with dark tiles on the walls
6 mins

be warned: could grey become the new magnolia?

Are We Experiencing a Tragic Loss in our Lives? Is it a Trend, that will Inevitably Have an End?

a pair of male twins dressed in yellow jumpsuits against a blue background staring into the lens
6 mins

what is the point of twinning?

Like me, have you ever driven past a town twinning sign and thought, what is that all about?

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