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This is not a cheap option, nor your typical service. And this is certainly not for everyone. Primarily, this is a pathway, which has been carved with critical attention to detail to capture the needs of that demographic of a certain age!

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Let's be real, ageing happens to every single one of us. In fact, growing older disgracefully is aspirational and a privilege, so forgiving age faux pars is an honour we relish. After all, we are all in the same corridor!

Reaching the point of repeating yourself; not being able to use the remote; launching into a war story at any given opportunity; starting every sentence with 'in our day…' or dropping a wildly inappropriate and politically offensive one liner that makes those around you shudder with discomfort should be celebrated with glee. They happen!

Do the expectations of modern living feel like a jungle, being forced to become au fait with societal changes such as wokeness a worry? The sweeping assumption that we are all experts of digitalisation makes you want to weep, when the assumption is made by that robotic voice on the end of the phone that using the internet to download forms; to sign documents; to scan papers; to respond to emails; to understand the conveyancing; to organise quotations for removal companies; or to simply upload your ID are all processes that everyone can do. But in fact, the reality is this expectation is stopping you from functioning - even moving. If moving really is a necessity for you then Anteek is the tonic to take.

You may have an incredibly loving family, but the geography of where they live, is not conducive to helping you move. Papa New Guinea is just too far to travel to help you prepare for your first viewing, or to drop documentation off at the solicitor's office on their way to work. Or maybe you have family close by, but their lifestyle means at times you feel like a burden and refrain from asking for that favour, and instead suffer in silence. Or perhaps you are without a family, or it could simply be they are not that way inclined - or to be frank, a little bit rubbish!

The whole process of moving can be overwhelming for any of us, so, whilst this may read as an exclusive over 75 club, that it isn't! Whatever your situation, using Anteek could be the answer for your needs and old age is in your distant future, circumstances differ, always, and we know that.

Anteek is a chauffeured driven experience to moving, where you go along for the ride, but with Geek at the helm navigating the way. Think of us as your personal assistant to prevent those moments of overwhelm. We love to help. Geek's belief is based on human connection.

Our human resources are not sellers. They will not try and sell to you. They are empaths and emotional intellects, who will firmly hold your hand and lead the way. We're at your disposal, and a home visit, armed with a shopping bag if needed is at the heart of Anteek.

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