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Booteek is about embracing 'Not The Every Day'. Booteek seeks distinctive structures, striking characteristics, and significant topography. Homes that are fortunate to have Va Va Voom.

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It may be your view of the sea that invites a romantic and mindful essence to your home, or your restored thatched roof that invokes nostalgia for a pastoral past. Or it may be the 30-seater cinema, that's architecturally sunk into your garden, that stinks of opulence, as you fancy yourself as a modern- day Mr Gatsby.

It could be wildly flamboyant; it could be subtly sleek and sophisticated, whether your taste and style leans towards a Banksy or a Turner being above your fireplace, the exposure you will experience with Booteek will capture your homes energy and vibe.

Our Booteek service is extraordinary; it is a style of service that stems from decades of well-trodden boards. We appreciate that money is not the only measure of exclusivity, by natural definition we find a million pounds is an approximate cut off point when considering the qualities of selectiveness. We have dispensed with the stuffy past of sterile and bland pomposity. We do not have plums in our mouths or enjoy being condescending. There are no cobwebs in our office, and we dislike the stuffy narrow lens implied by 'exclusivity'. Rather we propose a clear directive with more precision and a sharper edge. A tone and level of dialogue, and streamlined service, from our small and intimate team of personal assistants that matches the expectations of professionals, who seek to sell their Booteek home with a style of service that is symbolic of modern moving.

A final word on the elephant in the room as the inevitable will happen: Booteek is unique; there is a criteria and no amount of persuasion, manipulation or exploitation will change our minds. This type of behaviour is bad manners, yet outrageously true. Humans at their finest! Trust us, this type of behaviour will be met with fierce resistance! We do not shy away from those awkward conversations and maintaining what we believe in is a basic tenet at Geek Booteek.

All Booteek homes will be branded in modernity, creating enticement and intrigue on the property portals as our marketing aesthetics embrace and celebrate diverse homes. We will not suffocate or formalise your home with dull and stuffy branding, which only succeeds in minimising not maximising your possession. It deserves to be centre stage, audacious in its swanky glory; a sumptuous vision for the eye to devour.

Get out of the ordinary with Geek Booteek; it's the only one of its kind.

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