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Does glimpsing your neighbour out of the corner of your eye fill you with shuddery dread? Are you the type that swiftly pretends to be intently searching in your bin? Or suddenly feign forgetfulness, rushing back into your front door and then hovering awkwardly, as if you're a stranger in your own home. Or perhaps your neighbours evoke even loftier outlandish behaviour, as you find yourself acting in the strangest fashion, ducking behind the car hoping to God no one can see you, as you hide from your neighbour at number 15.

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Perhaps your recent achievement of becoming an MI6 spy may mean secrecy is a prerequisite and moving in a stealth like fashion is necessary. Or you may have struck fame, and a For Sale board outside your pad, means a torrent of fake shoppers, destroying the pile of your luxury carpet, as they imitate interest, with an unsophisticated guise of gleaning a taster of who you are.

Our point is whatever your reason for considering moving, needing to move, fancying a move, we appreciate the varying extent of revelations; we do not mind one bit if you are an over sharer or an under sharer, or anything in between!

Never underestimate getting sneaky with us.

If the thought of your home becoming property porn, as all and sundry, stalk Rightmove, critiquing the interior of your home, trying to establish your psychological profile whilst scrutinising your interiors irks you, if this feels like overexposure, then rolling with Sneak is your perfect fit.

Or it could simply be you may just fancy the idea of selling, but without the fanfare and the knowledge that images of your property will be broadcast far and wide as it appears on digital mass for all to see.

Theoretically there are a million reasons to remain private; we can handle your circumstances with the sensitivity and emotional intelligence it requires without all the faff and unnecessary questions. Our knowledge tells us, that for some people selling their home can be traumatic, or it could just be an idea, a whim, you are just flirting with, or you may simply want to avoid the judgement and interrogation from the family.

If needing a little backdoor assistance helps you on your way, then choose to get sneaky with us.

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