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Need to talk? Whether you want to book a valuation, ask a question, or simply say hi — you’re in the right place.
Contact Info
- 01843 636053
- hello@getgeek.co.uk
- Kent Innovation Centre, Millennium Way, Broadstairs CT10 2QQ
Get in touch
If you need to reach out to us then you can find us on the traditional channels
What We Stand For
If you are seeking and desire your agent to be embellished with an array of medals for prestigious Home Awards, who has clearly been drilled to the point of brainwashed, who regurgitates an opening cliche one liner, which spontaneously makes you think ‘typical estate agent’; and as you open your front door, you experience an involuntary and barely noticeable, shudder down your spine, you breathe an inward sigh.
That shudder may increase its velocity as they trot towards you with their laptop into your home on a Saturday morning, dribbling with feigned performative glee at your potted plants on your front path.
If this is what you wish for, then perhaps we are not for you.
We confess we have played that part and won many an Oscar for it. My love for your pelmet and its dramatic sweeping crushed velour mink curtains, I can now tell you, was a lie.
But this type of behaviour continues to play out: thousands of pathways, thousands of Saturday mornings, reluctantly given up to listen to a trail of Estate Agent scripted patter! Let us be honest it is tedious and loathsome, unless of course you are the narcissistic type, who loves to wax lyrical about your curtains to any poor devil who will listen, then maybe we are not for you either!
Geek is a bunch of frank people. Our primary interest is keeping it real; we do not care for scripts or performance. We have no aspiration to bombard you with a corporate presentation, which baffles you with vain information, that ultimately has no meaningful value.
Thirty years on, and I can candidly say with conviction you will not hear one utterance of phoney drivel from us. We are done with the cliches; we are done with wasting that precious human commodity of time; we are done with the cheese. It makes us shudder too.
Book a valuation
More than 50% of geek clients prefer the instruct now option to skip the bullsh*t!
Skip the Faff
Been around the block? We get it – you’ve got zero patience for time-wasters. With Geek, you can hit the market faster than your neighbour can say “bidding war.” Tap a button, skip the circus, and let’s get it sold.
Video Valuation (For Busy People)
No small talk, no awkward handshakes – just a quick-fire video call. Show us around in minutes, we’ll give you the lowdown, and you can get back to ruling your empire.
You Rock Old School (Pop Out & See You)
Still love the handshake and the house tour? We’ll dust off our travel bag and swing by. While we’re chatting, know this – Geek runs on autopilot, so we can get the ball rolling before we’ve even left your driveway.
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